Bean the space pirate be warned

So, next time you gaze at the night sky, remember Bean the Space Pirate. Their legacy spans galaxies, their name whispered among nebulae. And if you ever encounter a cosmic bean bazaar, seek out the mysterious figure in the patched spacesuit. Offer a handful of stardust, and perhaps Bean will share tales of their interplanetary escapades.

“Arrr, matey,” Bean chuckles, “freedom be the true currency of the cosmos!